1871 – Bismarck founds modern Germany.
1890 – Bismarck sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.
1914 – Germany starts World War I.
1914-1918 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1917 – Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
1918 – Germany loses World War I.
1920’s – Germans try democracy.
1933 – Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
1939 – Germany starts World War II.
1939-1945 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1941 – Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
1945 – Germany loses World War II.
1946 – Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food aid to feed them.
1947 – Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
1948-1949 – America puts ass on line and risks WWIII to save a few Berliners from Soviet hordes.
1949 – Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
1950’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1950’s – German ‘economic miracle’ occurs while America keeps watch on Soviet hordes.
1955 – NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960’s – German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.
1963 – American President John Kennedy makes “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech.
1970’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1970’s – Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).
1970’s – Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West Germany.
1980’s – America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1980’s – German leftists bitch about Pershing II missiles.
1987 – American President Ronald Reagan makes “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” speech.
1989 – Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
1990 – German Reunification.
1990’s – America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.
1990’s – Germany stands by as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.
1993 – Germany joins European Union.
1995 – Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the sidelines.
1997 – Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
1998 – Hard-line, left-of-left socialist come to power under Gerhard Schroeder.
1999 – American’s lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the sidelines.
2001 – Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.
2002 – Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election campaign.
2003 – Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of poor treatment from America.
And you thought the French were a bunch of ungrateful bastards?
German History
1990′s – America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.
1990′s – Germany stands by as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.
I was stationed in Germany in the 1990’s, what Islamic hordes were we protecting them against? The funny part is the “ethnic cleansing” you’re referring to. It could be said, Clinton, went to war with Serbia, who as defending his country from “Islamic hordes.” You see, ethnic Albanians, are majority followers of Islam, who converted when the Islamic Ottoman empire conquered the area hundreds of years ago. You could say hundreds of years later, they finally had the chance to expel this Islamic presence in their country, but by those that supported Clinton’s intervention in the region said it was bad, but when the U.S. kills over a hundred of thousand Muslim civilians in Iraq it’s OK?