Lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo today.
Stopped at QuickTrip on the way back, and this hot blond at the next pump was scoping out the ammo in back of my truck. Then she said in a sexy voice…
“Hey, I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?”
I thought it over a sec. “Maybe. What caliber you got to trade?”