- And a few more…
- Yo mama is so statist, when she caught you playing with Legos, she asked for a building permit.
- Yo mama is so statist, she registered your baby teeth and taxed your Tooth Fairy earnings.
- Yo mama is so statist, you had to show your union card to play with Tonka trucks.
- Yo mama is so statist, she turned Santa in for going down the chimney without going through the TSA.
