The guy complains, “Hey .. I thought you genies were supposed to grant 3 wishes .. what’s this one wish stuff?”
The genie replies, “It’s hidden inflation. Been that way since Obama came on board so we genies got together and decided to cut it back to one wish.”
The guy thinks for a moment and understanding that he must make this a very special wish, he says, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life. That’s the only wish I can’t grant. ”
“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”
“You crafty bastard”, replied the genie.
