Murphy’s Military Law #21: Incoming Fire Has the Right of Way
Category: Military
Man’s Best Friend: Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.
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Man’s Best Friend: Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.
Yep, that’s him. He’s the one that took my bone. Show no mercy.
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Yep, that’s him. He’s the one that took my bone. Show no mercy.
Overheard on the VHF Guard Frequency 121.5 MHz While Flying From Europe to Dubai
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Overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) Frequency 121.5 MHz While flying from Europe to Dubai.
Women Infidels are Bombing the Shit Out Of You
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Hey Taliban and Al Queda, not only are infidels bombing the shit out of you but women infidels are bombing the shit out of you!!!
US Marine Logic
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If you don’t understand this you’ve never met marines… Why mess with 233 years of success?
Asking Directions
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The only thing on the battlefield more dangerous than the enemy is an officer with a map…
We’re Going to Cut Out Their Living Guts
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We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. – General George S. …