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Category: Politics
I May Be Slow, But I Run Better Than The Government
I May Be Slow, But I Run Better Than The Government
Hello, Government? I’d Like to Unsubscribe From Your “Service”
Hello, Government? I’d Like to Unsubscribe From Your “Service”
Democracy: Sorry Strawman, But We All Voted, Fair and Square
Democracy: Sorry Strawman, But We All Voted, Fair and Square
Caution: No Fishing: Water Contains Large Amounts of DHMO (Dihydrogen Monoxide)
Caution: No Fishing: Water Contains Large Amounts of DHMO (Dihydrogen Monoxide)
They May Take Our Lives, But They’ll Never Take Our…
They May Take Our Lives, But They’ll Never Take Our…
The Hardest Part About a Zombie Apocalypse is Pretending I’m Not Excited
The Hardest Part About a Zombie Apocalypse is Pretending I’m Not Excited
An Old Lady Shot Her Husband For Stepping on The Floor She Just Mopped…
An Old Lady Shot Her Husband For Stepping on The Floor She Just Mopped…
Bars Are Adding Dihydrogen Monoxide To Their Liquor and It Needs To Stop
Bars Are Adding Dihydrogen Monoxide To Their Liquor and It Needs To Stop
I Don’t Know How My Story Will End, But Nowhere in My Text Will It Ever Read “I Gave Up”
I Don’t Know How My Story Will End, But Nowhere in My Text Will It Ever Read… “I Gave Up.”