Category: Politics

Please Don’t Say Firecracker, It’s Very Offensive

I Hope They Never Find Life on Any Other Planet, Because Sure as Hell Our Government Will Start Sending Them Money

Working people frequently ask retired people what  they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a …

We are lending money we don’t have to kids who can’t pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That’s nuts. – Mike Rowe

So let me get this straight… there are cheap and effective medicines to keep kids from getting terrible diseases… and rich people go on TV to convince other people that …

A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule …

Caution: Vehicle May Be Transporting Political Promises!

If you can’t tell the difference between fructose from corn syrup and fructose from organic honey, don’t worry. Neither can your body.

I Was Sent to Iraq to Remove a Dictator; I Won’t Tolerate One Here

Politics: poly: many; ticks: blood-sucking parasites

Good Evening. It’s 6 O’clock and Here’s What We Want You to Think

American Symbols of Manhood: From GI Joe to Pajama Boy in Just a Few Generations

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do …