The U.S. Army: Doing the work of …
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Camel Spider
One of our guys in Iraq found these two camel spiders in his sleeping bag. This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Camel Spider
It’s back to tank driving school for this Merkava tank commander…
It’s back to tank driving school for this Merkava tank commander…
The Department of Defense’s Twelve Days of Christmas
The President has authorized the Department of Defense to assist Santa with the Twelve Days of Christmas. Status of acquisitions follows: Day 1- Partridge in a pear tree: The Army …
Everything I Ever Needed to Know About Life, I Learned as a Helicopter Crewman in Vietnam
by Bobby McBride Crew Chief 128th Assault Helicopter Company Phu Loi, RVN 3/69 – 3/70 NEVER FORGET! Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder …
The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army
Picture troops under fire, desperately needing artillery support, making a cellphone call and hearing the following: Thank you for calling the 25th Infantry Division’s automated artillery support request line. Please …
U.S. Armed Forces Voice Mail Message
Thank you for calling the United States Armed Forces. I’m sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a detailed message …
Rules for Dating a Drill Instructors Daughter
Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two You do not touch my …