I. Thou shalt not park thy helicopter in the open, for it bringeth the rain of steel. II. Thou shalt not expose thy shiny mess gear, for it bringeth unwanted …
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McDonnel Douglas Warranty Registration Card
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering …
Murphy’s Laws of Armor
Just after you report “Redcon 1” (Readiness Condition 1 – ready to move out right “now”) for your qualification run, you will realize that you desperately need to take a …
The Rules of Combat
Murphy’s Rules of Combat Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive fires – won’t. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound …
Air Force Dictionary
Blamestorming – Sitting around the squadron discussing why a suspense was missed or a mission failed and who was responsible. Seagull Colonel – A colonel who swoops in, makes a …
Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you …
