Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
“Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies “These are not pigs… these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary Clinton and I got one for Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”